ENROLLMENT OPEN: CYCLE 404
Shape Your Future.
Survive The Madness.
"Sweet Roll Academy isn't just an education. It's a legally binding lifestyle choice with high-yield potential."
- Xander Hawthorne, EVP
Moira is here too!
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🐰 MOIRA.TXT
Surprise, students!
Summer midterms are here and there's no study guide cause you all should have been paying more attention!
How much is the exam towards your final grade? A LOT. Failing = solitary confinement for three days and a diet of moldy cheese sandwiches. Xander says we're not responsible for the medical bills that come with your food poisoning. But like... Just don't eat the moldy cheese? Gosh...
⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE
All students must report to the Poob Theater for mandatory orientation.
- Bring your student ID (or a convincing forgery)
- Snacks will NOT be provided but you are expected to share! Note that you will be held liable for any allergic reactions or choking as a result of this act of sharing.
- There will be a digital tour of campus following your orientation; be sure to reserve your time on the VR Headset in Advance and decide whether you will be paying in $MUFF or billing your student account.
Failure to attend will result in a visit from Marvin.