Tuition Payment
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"We accept all major credit cards, crypto-currencies, and unrefined magically charged gemstones. No refunds. Ever."
Tier 1: The Peasant
$999.99/month
"An entry-level opportunity for those with limited capital."
- Access to one (1) complimentary muffin
- Zero liability coverage (standard)
- Digital diploma (JPEG format, 72 DPI)
- Limited student lounge access (standing room)
Tier 2: The Investor
$1,999.99/month
"For those seeking to leverage educational synergies."
- Access to two (2) premium muffins
- Minimal liability coverage (up to $5)
- Digital diploma (PNG format, 150 DPI)
- Standard student lounge access (seating available)
Tier 3: The Visionary
$2,999.99/month
"For discerning individuals committed to excellence."
- Access to three (3) artisanal muffins
- Enhanced liability coverage (up to $15)
- Digital diploma (TIFF format, 300 DPI)
- VIP student lounge access (Executive seating)
- Diploma minted as a tradeable security on the PoobSky blockchain