Moira
"Hi! How the heck are ya?"
A graduate student (?) and "Ward" of Hawthorne Industries who arrived one curious day at Wonderland's new Rabbit Hole terminal. After causing the malfunction of multiple image scanners and inciting a fifteen second riot, she was detained and brought in for questioning – jumpstarting her first meeting with the infamous Hatter Jr. himself.
When asked to explain her presence in Wonderland, her answer was alarmingly simple: "I saw the ad for Sweet Roll while I was working one day and I just thought – yeah. There's my future. Studying muffins."
Further investigation revealed that Moira had unknowingly signed a release agreement while in custody, obligating her to repay the full cost of the damaged scanners. As a result, she is currently serving a life debt to Sweet Roll Academy, enrolled as a graduate student under Hawthorne Industries' supervision.
Several personal items were confiscated for "safekeeping," including a Polaroid photo of a cow, multiple jury summons issued across eight U.S. states under different names, and a peculiar handwritten old book she insists is merely a personal planner. All items remain secured within Hawthorne Industries' archives by order of Xander Hawthorne, pending further review.
Despite the unusual circumstances of her enrollment, Moira has proven herself an enthusiastic (if occasionally disruptive) presence at the Academy.
- 🌟Outsmarted by peanut butter jars and cardboard boxes
- ⚡Created/Summoned the Scuff Muff Goblins… somehow
- 🎯Holds the record for most lost socks. The number is classified for security purposes
- 💫Has a phobia of getting stuck inside revolving doors
- ✨Can trip upstairs professionally.
- 🔥Had a friend egg named Alan. He’s gone now.
- 💥Surrounded by allegations of passionate relationships with Bigfoot, Krampus, etc.
- 🌈Claims to not eat toilet paper (oddly defensive about this)
- 🎨Was captured and auctioned off to fairies at a Ren Faire. She escaped.