Serving as Hawthorne Industries' Executive Vice President of Education, Value Extraction, and Grifting, Xander oversees all operations at Sweet Roll Academy with ruthless pragmatism. Son of Wonderland's Mad Hatter, Tobias Hawthorne, Xander seeks to leverage the academy as a way for the Hawthorne family to drive shareholder value – be it by harvesting the bountiful resources of the Tulgey Woods or finding new and exciting ways to modernize Wonderland. A connissuer of Baja Blast and banality, Xander approaches every situation with a strategic mindset and an eye for opportunity.

"Where did Xander come from?" you might ask yourself; Xander's story, like any other Hatter, begins rather simply: On a chance April 1st many years ago, Tobias was visited by a special guest... why, it was of course the legendary Pokémon Lugia! And this Lugia came bearing the most wonderful gift for Tobias... a Burgandy Hat, out of which crawled our young Xander!

And any statements or assertions to the contrary will be treated as Slander by Hawthorne Industries, including but not limited to salacious insinuations about Tobias and the Queen of Hearts!

Since then, Xander has grown into an executive worthy of his station, having overseen a number of important initiatives for Hawthorne Industries:

• The destruction of that hideous castle, Crims, allowing the construction of our Glorious Sweet Roll Academy
• The implementation of the Wonderland Safety Administration, ensuring that the Rabbit Hole remains safe and Wonderland remains a Royalty Free space for us all!
• Modernizing Wonderland's economy through the introduction of MuffCoin, the world's first cryptocurrency backed by infinite debt!
• Delivering Shareholder Value by transforming raw, unstructured data into insights to answer key business questions