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OFFICIAL BULLETINJAN 10

⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE

CONTAINMENT BREACH: NUTRITIONAL FACILITY

The nutritional facility is under quarantine due to a Glizzy containment breach.

NOTICE: The nutritional facility is under indefinite quarantine due to a Glizzy containment breach.

Meal credits will not be refunded. Liability waivers have been updated retroactively.

Students are advised to bring their own lunch or risk tummy aches. For your safety, do not attempt to:

Enter the facility
Question the containment protocols
Ask what a "Glizzy" is or why it must be contained

The Management thanks you for your cooperation.

Sweet Roll Academy

The Management

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