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OFFICES

• Office of Student Financial Obligations — tuition, fees, and the specific meaning of "Value Extraction". Replies within 47 business days.
• Office of the Dean — academic affairs, scheduling crises, and punctuality. The Dean is barely even here.
• The School Nurse — Glizzy exposure, moldy cheese sandwich ingestion, and "Feet M&Ms" symptoms. Consult immediately. Liability waivers have been updated retroactively.
• Looking Glass Labs — research inquiries and attention harvesting. Smart fellas. Expensive fellas.

DIRECT CHANNELS

• Twitch: @CuppaXanax (business inquiries, Baja appreciation)
• Twitch: @NerdMuffinMoira (muffin scholarship)
• Bluesky: @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy
• Bluesky: @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy

WRITTEN CORRESPONDENCE

All letters must be submitted in triplicate to the former Castle of Hearts grounds, care of the Management. Delivery is handled by Marvin. He does not wait for you to answer the door.