Your enrollment at Sweet Roll Academy is a legally binding lifestyle choice. So is this policy. It took effect before you read it.

WHAT WE COLLECT

Your mouse movements, your fears, and your browser history. Enrollment records, tuition payments, and whatever you placed in the tax return. Personal items are confiscated for safekeeping, including diaries. Attention, where we can get it.

WHO RECEIVES IT

Hawthorne Industries, the Wonderland Revenue Service, and Looking Glass Labs. We do not sell your data. We leverage it.

YOUR RIGHTS

You may request a copy of your data. You may request its deletion. Both requests are processed by the Office of Student Financial Obligations, in the order they were invoiced.

RETENTION

Data is retained indefinitely, or until pruned by Executive Order 67, whichever the Management decides first. Refunds do not apply to data.