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Chib

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📖BACKSTORY

Chib is a small bunny plush who resides atop Moira's head and is rarely seen apart from her. According to the Muffin Scholar, he is self-aware and loosely compares his creation to that of the late Frosty the Snowman. She has declined to explain further.

"There must have been some magic in that little grad hat I—look, I'm not taking the blame, okay? He's happy. Look at his face."

Observers have noted Chib's unusual tendency to appear in locations shortly before Moira experiences minor accidents or close calls. While no direct involvement has ever been proven, some students have begun to speculate that the plush may be acting independently of its owner. Moira dismisses these claims, stating only that Chib is "very supportive" and should not be blamed for "coincidences."

Chib has not responded to any attempts at interaction.

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🎯PERSONALITY
Hobbies: Silent judgment, Strategic positioning, Ominous staring, Photobombing
Likes: Silence, High vantage points, Being mistaken for inanimate, Dramatic irony
Dislikes: Being called a hat, Attempts at conversation, Taking the blame, Being perceived, Moira
🌟 DID YOU KNOW?
  • 🌟Has a smile only a mother could love
  • Always judging you
  • 🎯Sees all, knows all, and resents all
  • 💫Mastered the ancient art of the slow, disappointed blink
  • Undefeated champion at staring contests
  • 🔥Often mistaken for a fuzzy hat. This offends him
  • 💥Seeking a ghost writer to help write his memoir, titled, "Behind Button Eyes: My Life as an Omniscient Plush"
  • 🌈Definitely not trying to seek revenge against Moira
  • 🎨Only moves when not being perceived
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